Wilfred Schumann

Wilfred Schumann is the Porter, and Ethel's son. Most of the time comes across as extremely stupid. He is often verbally abused and hit around the head by Jack. Wilfred tries to join the Army in one episode so as to allow Ethel to elope with her American airmen boyfriend, but she ends her relationship. Wilfred was born in 1946, making him 17, and along with Jack, May, Gloria and Ethel speaks with a Northern accent.